Funny?

So, this one time I was at the park with my family, me and all my cousins were just playing around like one does at the park and we decided to play tag. My cousin Syd was it first, I was running around the park dodging all the equipment in my path making sure I didn’t get tagged. Syd starts chasing me first like they all did because I was the slowest at the time. I start to run for the slide so I could slide down it and create some distance, as I’m running, I turn around to check and see if he is still chasing me, he was. When I turned back around all the pole that sits on top of the slide to help you pull yourself down hit me right in my face. I slide down the pole and by the time I made it to the bottom of the slide I had a knot on my head the size of a golf ball.

So, this one time I was at the park with my family, me and all my cousins were just playing around like one does at the park and we decided to play tag. (The Park | St Bernie’s News (wordpress.com)

My cousin Syd was it first, I was running around the park dodging all the equipment in my path making sure I didn’t get tagged. (Etymology of ‘Tag’ | Snopes.com)

Syd starts chasing me first like they all did because I was the slowest at the time. (Who is the fastest man on earth? – Celebrity.fm – #1 Official Stars, Business & People Network, Wiki, Success story, Biography & Quotes)

I start to run for the slide so I could slide down it and create some distance, as I’m running, I turn around to check and see if he is still chasing me, he was. (Two Step Equations I | Passy’s World of Mathematics (passyworldofmathematics.com)

When I turned back around all the pole that sits on top of the slide to help you pull yourself down hit me right in my face. (Where Did the Term “86” Come From? (mentalfloss.com)

I slide down the pole and by the time I made it to the bottom of the slide I had a knot on my head the size of a golf ball. (Dr Pimple Popper squeezes ‘cheesy warm grits’ out of a man’s golf ball-shaped head cyst | Daily Mail Online)